“I would have surgically enhanced breasts the size of sea turtles and a staff of two whose sole purpose was to walk in front of me, keeping them lifted and separated…..I would adopt the babies that Angelina wanted and just put them in storage.” Seriously, go there.
p.s.- I move into my new apartment Monday.
****We will return to normally scheduled blogging ASAP!****
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If that quote isn’t intriguing, I don’t know what is! Have fun with moving this weekend.
im moving too!!
Holy crap, thanks for the link. And good luck with the move!
I ALWAYS LOVE J-MONEY.
Miz.
Damn, J-Money. You’re one hell of a writer girl
Thanks for the link Ash! And no need to “miss me” baby girl, I’m still here! I’ve been working on getting up a post forever. Blogger is a… Well, you know 
Anyways, I’m still here!!! [PS] Gimme yo facebook!
Hey Chica!! I got your magnet today – thank you!!! You are soooo sweet!!
So, how’d that move go?
Still unpacking boxes, eh?
Hey Ashley!!!! I got your magnets!!! THEY ROCK!!! Thank you so much! They’ve actually helped me a lot….I have them on my fridge so I see them all the time. Thank you!
P.S. Check out my blog when you can – LOTS of boxer pics
Hi Ashley,
How’s the new apartment coming? I hope all is well, and that you had a rockin’ 4th of July weekend!
Hey Ashley .. hope all went well with the move???? Hope to hear from you soon!