I’m not sure if you’ve heard yet, but I’ve been publicly exposed. Yes, that’s right. I actually dropped out of my marathon Sunday at the halfway point but thought you’d all call me a sissy pants for dropping out so I had Richard drive around and take photos of the course and photoshop me at the finish line so I wouldn’t be embarrassed on the blog. Not the blog!!!!!!!
Now that you all know the true fake “healthy” ashley, I think you should know the rest of the story, too.
Thanks for reading!
Edited to add:
Guess I should come clean about this too before the wedding!
***This is a satire post inspired by a commenter on my marathon recap who accused me of lying because s/he checked the records and they noted I did a half. In reality there was some sort of chip error because I completed all 26.2 miles. I’m easily amused. Regular programming to resume next week